The Best Old Movies for Families: A Guide to Watching Together

Book Description
If a child can watch Barney, can’t that same child also enjoy watching Charlie Chaplin or the Marx Brothers? And as they get older, wouldn’t they grow to like screwball comedies (His Girl Friday), women’s weepies (Imitation of Life), and westerns (The Searchers)? The answer is that they’ll follow because they’ll have learned that “old” does not necessarily mean “next channel, please.”

Here is an impassioned and eminently readable guide that introduces the delights of the golden age of movies. Ty Burr has come up with a winning prescription for children brought up on Hollywood junk food.

FOR THE LITTLE ONES (Ages 3—6): Fast-paced movies that are simple without being unsophisticated, plainspoken without being dumbed down. Singin’ in the Rain and Bringing Up Baby are perfect.

FOR THE ONES IN BETWEEN (Ages 7—12): “Killer stories,” placing easily grasped characters in situations that start simply and then throw curveballs. The African Queen and Some Like It Hot do the job well.

FOR THE OLDER ONES (Ages 13+): Burr recommends relating old movies to teens’ contemporary favorites: without Hitchcock, there could be no The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, without Brando, no Johnny Depp. (Amazon book description.)

$12 at Amazon

Retro Science Fiction Adventures - Volume 3

The blue robot included with this set is a little wacky-looking (if he’s based on an actual movie I don’t recognize it — probably from one of the serials I haven’t seen), but he’s certainly better than the blocky gray guy in the first set. I’ll give Alpha credit for making me vaguely consider purchasing some of their (usually sub-par) DVDs. Vaguely.

From Amazon:

The Retro Science Fiction Adventures box set features a wind-up retro walking metal toy robot (almost 9″ tall!) and six DVDs, all packaged in a black lacquered wooden storage box with clear plastic sliding front. Volume 3 includes Attack From Space (ALP 4357D), The Day The Sky Exploded (ALP 4156D), The Phantom Planet (ALP 4070D), Rocky Jones, Space Ranger: Beyond The Moon (ALP 4432D), Voyage To The Planet Of The Prehistoric Women (ALP 4258D) and Warning From Space (ALP 4245D). Collect all three volumes!

$40 at Amazon

Martin Scorcese Film Collection

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Two major collections of Martin Scorsese DVDs were released within a year. While the Warner set contains more popular films, this MGM set digs deeper. It combines a new, knockout two-disc edition of Raging Bull, the concert film The Last Waltz, and two Scorsese curios–Boxcar Bertha and, making its DVD debut, New York, New York. Bertha (1972) is Scorsese’s first Hollywood film, a low-budget Roger Corman film adding sex to a Bonnie and Clyde formula of train-robbing outlaws starring Barbara Hershey and David Carradine. After seeing the film, John Cassavetes told Scorsese what he already knew–”make a movie about something you really care about”–thus providing the spark for Scorsese to make Mean Streets and turn his career around.

After Taxi Driver, Scorsese went musical. The Last Waltz (1978), a record of the Band’s 1976 farewell performance is a solid candidate for the best-ever concert film. Using the lessons learned as assistant director/editor on Woodstock, Scorsese storyboarded as much of the live concert as he could and relied on expert cinematographers to handle the tough shoot (big cameras needing constant attention for the live event). Scorsese’s earthy interview segments were parodied in This Is Spinal Tap a few years later. New York, New York (1977) was Scorsese’s attempt to recreate the musicals of his youth. He added the realistic flair of a modern film, but re-created the vintage look and style, with mixed results. The design and music are lavishly produced, but the story involving Liza Minnelli and Robert De Niro doesn’t click. This “director’s cut” has been around for years on home video. The new commentary by Scorsese is interesting, but there’s too much dry by-the-facts talk from film critic Carrie Rickey. The DVD extras are plentiful and far more engaging with the new edition of Raging Bull (1979), a Scorsese masterpiece of design and effect following the tumultuous times of prizefighter Jake La Motta (Robert De Niro in an Oscar-winning performance). –Doug Thomas

Disc 1: NEW YORK, NEW YORK

Disc 2: BOXCAR BERTHA

Disc 3: THE LAST WALTZ

Disc 4: RAGING BULL SPECIAL EDITION

$43 at Amazon

Retro Science Fiction Adventures - Volume 2

Another set of “classic” movies from Alpha Video, packaged with a Robbie the Robot ripoff toy. Probably the best of the three sets, since it includes some of the coolest movies (”Destroy All Planets” is actually Gamera vs. Viras) and certainly the coolest of the three robot toys.

From Amazon:

The Retro Science Fiction Adventures box set features a wind-up retro walking metal toy robot (almost 9″ tall!) and six DVDs, all packaged in a black lacquered wooden storage box with clear plastic sliding front. Volume 2 includes Assignment: Outer Space (ALP 4113D), Destroy All Planets (ALP 4208D), Evil Brain From Outer Space (ALP 4468D), Killers From Space (ALP 4059D), Rocky Jones, Space Ranger: Crash Of The Moons (ALP 6209D) and Voyage To The Prehistoric Planet (ALP 4171D). Collect all three volumes!

$40 at Amazon

The Harold Lloyd Comedy Collection Vols. 1-3

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The Harold Lloyd Comedy Collection boxed set is the definitive account of one of the silent cinema’s greatest comedians–and for a time, its most popular star. The seven discs included in this three-volume set have virtually all of Lloyd’s 1920s features, most of his talking pictures, and a healthy collection of shorts. Because Lloyd–a canny businessman–retained control over much of his output, the films have remained under his (and his estate’s) control through the decades, and the quality of the key titles is generally excellent.
Vol. 1 leads off with the most famous of Lloyd’s pictures, the 1923 “thrill” comedy Safety Last. The bespectacled Mr. Lloyd found his spot in comedy by playing the persona seen here: an optimistic go-getter, energetic but not particularly remarkable, who perseveres as he moves up the ladder. In Safety Last, he really moves up: Harold is a department-store clerk who concocts a publicity scheme for his store, which results in a climactic, hair-raising ascent up the outside of the building (at one point hanging from the hands of a huge clock). There is at least one other masterpiece on Vol. 1, the wonderful Girl Shy (1924), in which Harold is a small-time tailor’s apprentice who can’t speak to women but nevertheless has penned a how-to book entitled “The Secret of Making Love.” There’s also the 1923 Why Worry?, which suffers just a bit with its odd milieu (tropical island beset by revolutionaries) but has some hilariously weird routines built around compact Harold and the giant John Aasen (8 feet, 9 inches). A trio of shorter films are included, plus two Paramount sound features, the oddball Cat’s Paw and Leo McCarey’s entertaining The Milky Way.

Vol. 2 has the brilliant The Freshman (1925), with Lloyd as a college plebe whose ridiculous ideas about making himself ingratiating to others (including hilariously inapt jig during a handshake) makes him the laughingstock of the campus. The movie concludes with a justifiably famous football sequence. The Kid Brother (1927) is Harold as the weak link in the tough Hickory family, while Dr. Jack (1922) casts him as a country doctor whose ordinary ways prove sharper than they seem (his co-star, as in some other films here, is future wife Mildred Davis). In Grandma’s Boy (1922) Lloyd plays a small-town fellow who lives with his frisky grandmother; convinced of his own cowardice, he yearns to compete for the hand of a pretty girl. His courtly call to the girl’s home is the occasion for uproarious battle with a ridiculous “formal” suit, mothballs, and a litter of kittens attracted by the goose grease on his shoes. The gem of the shorts here is High and Dizzy (1920), a warm-up for Safety Last, which has a great sequence with Lloyd tipsily navigating a ledge on a high building. Feet First (1930), Lloyd’s second talking picture, has Harold as an upwardly-striving shoe salesman trying to finesse his way up the ladder. Some good shipboard sequences in the middle of this one, but the main drawing card is a throwback: Lloyd re-visiting the Safety Last hanging-from-a-building sequence, but this time working every variation known to slapstick.

Vol. 3 has Speedy, his last silent picture, which packs as many great gags per minute as any Lloyd film, and also has one of his sweetest love stories. But the film is also notable for its extensive location shooting in New York City. The sequences shot at Coney Island, with some wonderfully hair-raising (and understandably obsolete) rides, are gorgeous and historically valuable. Hot Water (1924) also goes into the time capsule of great Lloyd features, even if it feels like a handful of shorter films shoehorned together. This one gets its charm from basic domestic situations. Like Hot Water, For Heaven’s Sake (1926) is an hour long; this funny one casts Lloyd as a rich twit who takes up with a girl whose father runs a homeless mission.

There’s one talking picture, the somewhat routine Movie Crazy (1932), but the silent shorts, of which there are many here, are better. Check out Haunted Spooks from 1920, which has its share of good jokes but which is also fascinating for its place in Lloyd’s career. He suffered an off-set accident midway through shooting, costing him the thumb and forefinger of his right hand; after a hiatus, he completed shooting with a prosthetic glove (which he used in films thereafter). A heartfelt 15-minute documentary on Lloyd’s palatial L.A. estate, Greenacres, uses copious home-movie footage to show the marvelous place and give a hint of Lloyd’s homey, likable personality (it’s narrated by granddaughter Suzanne Lloyd). A bonus disc contains home movies, celebrity tributes, Lloyd’s collection of 3-D photographs, and his honorary Oscar acceptance speech from 1953. –Robert Horton

$70 at Amazon

Retro Science Fiction Adventures Volume 1

Alpha Video, that purveyor of “public domain” treasures at rock-bottom prices, spreads its retail wings a little with these box sets that include windup robot toys. Not as compelling as the Camp Cult Classics series, perhaps, but worth a look if you have a lot of shelf space and a high tolerance for lame vintage sci-fi serial reels.

From Amazon:

The Retro Science Fiction Adventures box set features a wind-up retro walking metal toy robot (almost 9″ tall!) and six DVDs, all packaged in a black lacquered wooden storage box with clear plastic sliding front. Volume 1 includes Atomic Rulers Of The World (ALP 4423D), Flash Gordon (ALP 4091D), Phantom From Space (ALP 4045D), Rader Men From The Moon 1 & 2 (ALP 4050D/4051D) and Rocky Jones,Space Ranger: Menace From Outer Space (ALP 4196D). Collect all three volumes!

$40 at Amazon

The 2006 Academy Award Short Films Collection

It’s an obvious idea: collect all the Oscar-nominated short films onto one DVD so people can see them. Well, collect as many as you can get the rights to, anyway. And then pad it out with a few decent shorts from the film festival circuit. Charge twenty bucks for it.

Voila! Profit. Right.

Well, at least the public gets to see a few more of these than in the past, when these collections didn’t exist at all.

Live Action Shorts: West Bank Story (Oscar® Winner), Binta and the Great Idea (Binta Y La Gram Idea), Ãramos Pocos(One Too Many), Helmer & Son, The Saviour.
Animated Shorts: The Danish Poet (Oscar® Winner), Maestro.

Bonus Feature Shorts: The Wraith of Cobble Hill, The Passenger, Gentlemen’s Duel, Guide Dogm, One Rat Short Surviving the Rush.

$21 at Amazon

Theater of Horror box set

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Hideshi Hino is hailed as the master of the macabre, whose pustule-popping, rainbow-colored, flesh-filled nightmares have continually pushed the limits of Japanese horror comics for nearly 40 years, influencing many artists who dwell in the realm of horror and the fantastic. The horrifically graphic stories of this legendary Japanese animator are brought to life by six of Japan’s cutting edge directors.

This six disc set features six full length features. (The Boy From Hell, Lizard Baby, Dead Girl Walking, Death Train, Ravaged House: Zoroku’s Disease, Occult detective Club: The Doll Cemetery)

$45 at Amazon

The Trey Chair

If you don’t own a desk chair and spend a lot of time in front of the video game console — and if you have too little space for two separate chairs for these purpose — then the Trey Chair might be for you. I’m thinking college students with generous parents are the target market here; the idea of popping a chair off its base every time I want to play a video game seems like a lot of trouble to me. I’ve never really understood “video chairs” either.

I do like the fact that the base can still be used as a stool by a second person, or a low table. If you’re trapped in a dorm room and can get someone to pop the $300 for you (Mastercard?), it may be just the ticket.

Trey™ is a new multifunction task chair. Trey’s design allows one piece of furniture to accommodate the way we work, relax and play. At first glance Trey’s stance is purely a task chair with all the common features we are all used to: 360° swivel, pneumatic seat height adjustment, tilt lock control, and adjustable tilt tension. Yet its sophistication (and fun!) is revealed in three quick steps transforming it from a task chair to a floor rocker and table/stool. As a floor rocker, Trey can be used for reading, studying, watching television, and even gaming. The table/stool can accommodate a friend, or serve as a means to work with a laptop or hold food and beverages.

$299 from Treychair.com.

Sleeping Dogs Lie

Bobcat Goldthwait’s original attempt at feature film direction (Shakes the Clown) didn’t earn him much in the way of admiration or indie cred, and it took him a while to saddle back up. In the interim he seems to have learned a lot about filmmaking and even more about storytelling.

Here’s the setup:

Amy is a seemingly normal young woman, adored by her parents and in love with her fiancé. Their future seems perfect until he proposes that they share their deepest, darkest secrets from their past with each other…things they have never shared with anyone. When Amy finally reveals her secret, everything will fall apart. A funny and perceptive dark comedy, “Sleeping Dogs Lie” explores the absolute virtues of honesty in every relationship.

Whether you watch it for the comedy, the hotness of Melinda Page Hamilton, or the implicit promise of girl-on-dog action, you should watch it. Really.

$22 at Amazon